"where cool comes to die"

I have my Physics and History exams tomorrow, and I haven’t started studying.

Bye tumblr.

gonna start a band called “My Pronouns”

oppressionisyucky:

1-800-kill-me:

our albums will be named

“C’mon, Man”

“Seriously, Dude It’s Not That Hard”

“What The Fuck”

“Shut Up And Leave Please”

“What Do You Mean You ‘Can’t Remember’?”

“Of course they is legitimate” (with wildly popular single, Why is grammar more important than my sense of self-identity?)

(via so-called-rachel)

On a real doe.

Kittitians and Nevisians need to learn how to debate.

You’re trying to convey your point in a formal, and interesting way. 

You’re not going in for a pageant where you emphasize every 3 words.

african-fairy:

blackstanlee:

bootyoftheday:

Uh oh.

Introducing…the Soloflesh

Well I was getting tired of my fleshlight anyway

finally

wow I wish i had a pee pee now

bisforpiano:

I started a new Twilight Princess file last week.

Also, I named my horse Butt:

I’m not even halfway through the game and I’ve already logged ten hours because I can’t stop giggling like the nine year-old boy I am.

(via drama-bomb)

(via carboxylate)